This is easy to remember.
Take the number of days in a leap year cycle: 1459 (365 X 4 - 1)
Subtract the number of Dragnet episodes: 1459 - 276 = 1183
Put that to the power of fluid ounces of cocaine in an original Coke: 1183^4= 1958569461121
still with me?
Divide by how much you understand the logic behind my maths: 1958569461121/0
Cannot divide by zero, therefore my age is an imaginary number. Thus proving that I am void of age and therefore a divine being.
Commence the sacrifice of h00minz