Resident Evil 4 What's The Worst That Could Happen?

[Hoady]

Reloaded just in time!*shoots*Oh **** its a cap gun.WESKER!
*wesker giggling*
*chrises face gets chopped off*
But wait!*sheva rewinds back time*

What happens next?

 

[echoey]

Sheva stiches Chris' face on upside down..
then chris an wesker both become addicted to the T-virrus injecting it into there eyelids, then they both mutate in the octopuses.

 

[Hoady]

They become T virus junkies eventually they start tripping balls and see there skin is rotting...Too bad it really is.Sheva then puts chris into rehab she then puts wesker in a cage,inside a prison,inside a maximum security insane asylum in the hopes he doesn't escape.4 weeks later and chris is outdoors and healthy again.......

 

[echoey]

But as soon as Chris is healthy again wesker breaks out of the asylum.

 

[Hoady]

Chris runs outside and sees a puppy.

He goes to grab it but suddenly wesker on a hang glider steals his puppy.Furious chris sees leon not knowing who he is and steals his infinite rocket launcher.......

 

[L]

-leon took out a chicago typewriter and killed chris-

 

[Hoady]

*sheva revives chris*
"LEON!"
huh?
"Little rough don't you think?"
Leon now distracted by luis, chris punches leon in the mouth.P*** off man!He gets upset and runs to hunnigan.My puppy!Chris whips out a jetpack and flys after rehabilated wesker.

 

[Kyoto]

once chris reaches wesker he realized wesker has already ripped the puppy in half, Chris says, "NOOOOO!!!!!!!! YOU'LL PAY WESKER, YOU'LL PAY!!!!!!"

 

[Hoady]

Pay for puppy fines!"Pfft i'm badass i don't pay fines"*chris runs out of jet fuel and falls in weskers cauldron*IT BURNS!

 

[L]

Wesker is actually a dynamite ganado and explodes.

 

[Hoady]

when he explodes he turns into hundreds of mini weskers chris stomps a few.

 

[L]

Chris gets infected with the wesker virus and turns into a wesker

 

[echoey]

"turns into a wesker"
Lulz thats some funny shizzay.
I'm no good in this thread.

 

[Hoady]

*chris checks his new package*WHERES MY WILLY!?
Before he gets embarassed in public real wesker runs away to hide the truth,chris goes to the media to expose this truth.Real wesker runs in the hopes his dreams as a pornstar can one day come to life.
-Hours later

Talking to media:Yes its true real wesker actually doesn't have a willy, if you see this man contact me on jills ph-
"LIES!You are real wesker the one responsible for racoon city and now we know your hirliraious secret!"Chris/fake wesker needs an escape plan and his true identity back....

 

[Kyoto]

Chris says, "Quick! To the Choo Choo Shoe!" (Chris runs to a giant sneaker and hops inside) "It won't start!!!!!" says Chris

 

[Hoady]

He goes futher into the giant shoe only to find a giant rat."GET OUT!"*Bites chris/fake wesker* BASTARD!He grabs it by its fangs and jumps on its back he then leaps out to safety.

 

[SMOKER X]

Brb 1 Teime ^^

 

[ResidentZelda]

Then when he thinks he's in safety he explodes causing a massive explosion that takes the world to an end. Only the giant rat survived.

 

[Hoady]

Lucky for chris/fake wesker the radiation from the explosion allowed the giant rat to turn back time.

 

[L]

The giant rat is about to rewind time when suddenly it sees chris`s puppy.