Torque
Well-Known Member
I searched the forums and I couldn't seem to find a thread where users can post up some funny jokes for everyone to see.
So I've decided to make it and hope you will all have a chuckle or at least a smile on your face after reading some jokes.
Anyone can post their jokes here and/or share their reaction to a particular joke.
I'll kick things off...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
So I've decided to make it and hope you will all have a chuckle or at least a smile on your face after reading some jokes.
Anyone can post their jokes here and/or share their reaction to a particular joke.
I'll kick things off...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.